My family eats a lot of English muffins. And I mean, a LOT of English muffins. There’s only three of us, two adults and one toddler, but we go through English muffins like candy. I eat one muffin, one egg, and about a half a cup of yogurt every morning of my workweek, and Mr A sometimes refuses to eat anything BUT English muffins (or candy, but, well, candy is a sometimes food). And because of my eating habits and toddler’s eating adventures, husband tends to forgo the English muffins, even if he wants them.
So, after going through half a dozen English muffins in just a couple days, I decided to try making some. I got out my trusty Joy of Cooking cookbook (I grew up with this cookbook and found a copy for myself in a thrift store). It hasn’t failed me so far (granted, I mostly use this cookbook for cookies).
I followed the recipe, making some wonderfully bubbly watery dough with half the flour, then adding the rest of the flour and forming lopsided dollops of dough to form the English Muffins (it said to use rings—muffin rings or jar rings, but I don’t have any of those) and letting them rise some more.
Then came the hard part.
The recipe says to transfer the muffin dough from the cookie sheets where they’ve been rising to a warmed, buttered griddle. I tried, and…
…and…
…And the hand-formed imperfect muffin with wonderful air bubbles collapsed into a misshapen elongated heap! All those beautiful bubbles, gone! All those somewhat circular shapes, eliminated!
I managed to get the muffins more or less onto the griddle and re-formed them into semi-circular shapes, but their wonderful large muffin-ness was now gone!
Add to that the fact that nowhere—not in the Joy of Cooking, not online—can I find what temperature my griddle is supposed to be at (medium low, medium, warmed, heated, huh???), and it seems my muffins are failing to cook. I am cooking them right now, right this very moment, and they are refusing to brown.
Is this because it’s not warm enough? Is it because there’s not enough butter on the griddle? Is the browning from the browning butter, like with pancakes, rather than the dough?
Alas, I do not know. All I know is that we are supposed to wake Mr A early from his nap to go have a dinner with my fellow quarantining in-laws (none of us are sick, and none of us want to be), and these muffins need to be done before we can leave.
Cook until brown, huh? Is kinda pale white okay?
I may need to eat one to see if it’s done.
Alas, I have returned from consuming one of the muffins, and it looked cooked. It looked cooked, but more dense than I would like. And….it tasted like dough and stuck to my teeth. For shame! The great British Baking show hosts would be ashamed of me!
I may have to stuff them in the oven. I know these are supposed to be griddle muffins, but time is not on my side!
I double checked online, and all the recipes are saying that the griddle should be on medium (???) heat and the muffins should be flipped when golden brown, approximately 3-5 minutes. I don’t know about any of the internet users, but my griddle’s medium low is 175 degrees Fahrenheit, and my medium is 250 degrees Fahrenheit, and my muffins are still white after 12 minutes on one side.
Someone somewhere needs to provide temperatures, whether in Fahrenheit or Celsius. All us muffin makers depend on it!
One mentioned finishing them off in the oven at 350 F, but not for how long. So I’m gonna try to save these muffins.
Currently, Batch 1 is in the oven at 350 F, and Batch 2 is on the griddle at, now, 300 F. I have waited the 3-5 minutes and flipped them, and they have the slightest hint of brown. I tried to do the first batch at medium-low, as recommended, which for my griddle was 175 F. It was not enough.
The first batch is now out of the oven. They look…like American biscuits. I’ll let them cool, then eat one.
And alas! Even in the oven at 350 degrees for 6 extra minutes, it still tastes a bit doughy.
To all those who have recipes out there for English muffins, what is your secret? We shall keep these sad muffins, for there were several hours of labor and waiting put into them, but we will freeze them so that we can safely eat them after they are FULLY cooked.